Five Things You’ll Need to Have Fun in the Sun
Summer is well upon us, and it’s time to take advantage of it. You could grab your bathing suit and beach towel and hit the beach right now, but shouldn’t you be a bit more prepared than that? Here are our beach must-haves for the summer, which range from the incredibly important to the incredibly ridiculous.
Beach Cup Holder
Let’s face it, you don’t want a spilled beer ruining the painstakingly constructed sand castle recreation of WalMart (complete with seashells standing in for irate customers) that you’ve been working on for the past two hours. Keep your drinks safe with this beach cup holder.
Light Up Beach Ball
Don’t let the setting sun ruin your slow-motion Baywatch-esque beach volleyball game. Keep those tanned bodies spiking and serving well after night falls with this lighted beach ball.
These might look like a pair of flip flops…which they are. What they don’t look like is an emergency swim suit…which they also are. I’ve left out the more graphic photos, which you can view here, but these have an elastic band so strong they can wrap around your body creating a bathing suit which barely covers your junk. Maybe not as good as a pair of swim trunks, but they’ll work in a pinch.
Reserved Beach Towel
Interloper in your rented cabana? Tell that jerk to leave without even opening your mouth. Just lay out this “reserved” beach towel in your spot, and watch him walk away. In fact you might want to buy a couple to put on either side of you, so no one gets any big ideas on getting in your personal space. You’re trying to tan here.
Really Expensive Sunglasses
Sure, you could buy 38,300 pairs of $10 sunglasses, or you can buy this one pair of Dolce & Gabbana’s at 383,000. It might seem as though these diamond studded aviators will only be affordable to the person who’s vacationing on their own private island, but who needs to pay a mortgage?