Jeremy Taylor
Kid Gets In Trouble With School for Shaving Favorite NBA Player Into His Hair
There aren’t a lot of red-haired players in the NBA. That’s one of the reasons Patrick Gonzalez, who has red hair, is a fan of Matt Bonner, a ginger-headed back-up center for his hometown San Antonio Spurs.
So to pay homage to the sharp-shooting bigman, Gonzalez had a rather accurate image of his favorite player shaved into the back of his head.
How Much Will You Spend On Your Mother’s Day Gift? — Survey of the Day
While a mother’s love is priceless, there is most likely going to be a price tag on whatever you buy your mom for Mother’s Day.
College Dropout Becomes Math Genius After Mugging
The muggers who brutally beat Jason Padgett outside of a karaoke club in Tacoma, Wa. a decade ago made off with his $99 leather jacket. However, they left the now-41-year old with something much more valuable: A unique genius for math.
Newt Gingrich Was Bitten By a Penguin
Although the press and political establishment has all but handed Mitt Romney the Republican nomination for President, Newt Gingrich is technically still running against him. Needless to say, the former Speaker of the House is having trouble getting anyone to pay attention to him.
But Newt may have just stumbled upon a novel way to garner press coverage. During a visit to the St. Louis Zoo Friday, he was bitten on the finger by a Magellanic penguin.
Burger King’s Bacon Sundae Could Clog Your Arteries With Deliciousness
Earlier this week we learned that they are stuffing hot dogs in pizza over in the UK. And last month we got word that they are deep frying McRibs in Austria.
Could it be that America, the land in which fried chicken was first used for bread, is no longer the undisputed champion of ridiculous junk food hybrids? Not if Burger King has anything do with it.
Mall of Screaming Girls Fooled Into Thinking Normal Guy Is a Celebrity [VIDEO]
It looks like a troupe of pranksters has trolled just about an entire Virginia shopping mall by convincing shoppers one of its members was a celebrity.
Barack Obama Is Not Very Good at Three-Point Shots
Barack Obama is a basketball guy. He played the sport in high school, where his teammates called him “Barry O’Bomber” because of his tendency to take a lot of shots. But from the looks of this video from a recent White House ‘Shoot for Strength’ event, Obama hasn’t been practicing his shooting lately.
Heroic 13-Year-Old Drives School Bus After Driver Passes Out
13-year-old Jeremy Wuitschick got to drive, something most kids his age only dream about doing. However, the circumstances in which the seventh-grader took the wheel were far from ideal.
Woman Calls 911 to Report ‘Nasty’ Hardee’s Burger
Donna Marie Nichols isn’t the first person to use 911 to lodge a complaint about her fast food order. By our count Burger King, McDonald’s and Subway have all driven patrons to turn to emergency services.
But, as far as we know, this Tennessee woman is the first person to call 911 on Hardee’s. So welcome to the big time, home of the Thick Burger.
86-Year-Old Gymnast Makes Us Feel Fat, Lazy
These days, seniors are more active than ever. If you don’t believe us, just watch a commercial for heart medication or penis pills.
Canada Has Eliminated the Penny [VIDEO]
Even stacked together in a jar, all those pennies you have are fairly worthless. However, they may soon become collectors’ items.
Canada, our neighbor to the North, has just eliminated the penny in their latest federal budget, following the example of nations like Australia and New Zealand. The Canadian national mint will stop producing the one-cent coin over the next six months, and businesses have been asked to return pennies to be melted down.
We thought it was a joke too, but apparently the Great White North is serious:
Guess What? Working More Than 40 Hours a Week Is a Waste of Time
Here’s something that you are going to very tempted to tell your boss. According to 150 years of studies — yes, 150 — on productivity, having employees work more than 40 hours a week does more harm than good to the bottom line.




