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5th Grader Gets an Absence Excuse Note from President Obama
10-year-old Ryan Sullivan got more than just an autograph from President Barack Obama. He got an excuse note from him as well.
The President was on a fundraising tour this week in Minnesota and his hometown of Chicago, Illinois as part of his reelection campaign. One of the stops was at a Honeywell manufacturing plant in Minnesota.
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The 10 Grossest Things People Found in Their Food
Last week, a kid in Michigan ordered a roast beef sandwich from a local Arby’s and got the surprise of his life when he took a big bite out of it and discovered a piece of a human finger bouncing around his mouth.
The truly horrifying fact is that it’s far from the first time this kind of thing has happened. Here are some other equally disgusting things that have been found in restaurant food or even brand name foods that could be sitting on a store shelf or a kitchen near you.
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What Are the Most Dangerous US Cities for Women?
The population is skyrocketing and the economy is stagnant. These two factors can make a dangerous combination for all sorts of violent crimes.
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Talk to Your Heart’s Content — New Study Reveals Cell Phones Can’t Harm You
For years, mankind has worried about the effects of constant cell phone. It turns out, though, the only thing that cell phones have inflicted on us is stress from constantly worrying about it.
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Psychic John Edward Fails to Predict $150,000 Lawsuit Against Him
Psychic John Edward might have the “ability” to talk to people who have gone to the great beyond and use them as a conduit to predict the future or reveal some lost truth about the present.
However, even Edward probably didn’t see this news coming.
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Huge Blunder Drops Price at Gas Station to One Dollar Per Gallon
A lot of people are hurting these days because of the slow turn of the global economy. Few places are making them feel the pain of painfully slow growth more than the gas pump.
But that doesn’t mean relief can’t unexpectedly happen.
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Charles Manson Loses Latest — And Possibly Final — Shot at Parole
One of the country’s most infamous killers has once again lost his chance to go free.
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Get Rid of Your Hangover In Less Than An Hour
Mankind has been cursed by all sorts of bizarre and debilitating medical maladies, but few have been more widespread, damaging or downright painful than the hangover.
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10 Things You Didn’t Know About Easter
As far as holidays go, Easter might not be as popular as Christmas or Halloween, but it still has traditions and treats that can raise anyone’s spirit, mood or blood sugar level.
The most interesting part of this annual celebration of Spring and rebirth is the supposed difference in the ways they are celebrated.
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10 Sketchy Easter Bunnies
They might seem cute, fuzzy and fake in the eyes of someone with a college education and an unpaid mortgage, but Easter terrors are clearly harboring some kind of evil that only children can smell. The blog, Sketchy Bunnies, has been compiling the worst wabbits ever to grace the pages of a family’s photo album. These are the sketchiest of the sketchy.
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10 Signs Your Parents Take Easter Way Too Seriously
Easter is definitely one of the more kid-oriented holidays on the calendar. It features colorful eggs, a giant talking rabbit and more candy than even a Cadbury executive can stomach.
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One Man is Trying to Meet Everyone Named Kevin On Twitter
The Internet can be a cold and inhuman place. A lot of social media sites and email services don’t let you have a full name. They stick with you half or even a third of your name and a bunch of numbers, making your moniker sound like some cold prison number.
Cheesegod69 has tried to rectify this in some part by getting the world to get to know all of the Kevins on Twitter.